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Rob

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Joined: 04 May 2007
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Location: Bristol

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:59 pm Post subject:

fruim wrote:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What's going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.

They're asking for a �10 million ransom.

Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"Most people are giving about a gallon."

You made me laugh out there - Laughing

Fearless Hero

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Joined: 20 Mar 2008
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:43 pm Post subject:

Hahaha.

Deathwalker

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Location: Brighton

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject:

Wolf

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Joined: 09 Jun 2007
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Location: Glasgow

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:21 am Post subject:

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